Salads:
"I need to sweep and wipe down my patio so I can enjoy it!"
"Can't watch Ken Burns Civil War documentary right now, not in the mood."
"I want a bicycle. Especially if the world goes back to the dark ages."
Vegetables:
"Everybody is trying too hard to PROVE themselves and for the moment I have this super human ability to see it, like I'm seeing naked people, myself included."
"Speaking of naked, I was again in my dream last night, while on a date with Nathan Fillion, somehow I just accepted the humility and dealt with it. Am I growing?"
Entrees"
"Well, I guess that's the way women roll. All IS fair in love and I just need to lower my standards and not worry about hurting girlfriends in the pursuit of romance."
"Ok, that was sarcasm."
"Ok, maybe I need to grow up."
Desserts:
"I feel pretty."
Wow. I'm full. Not the deepest richest buffet, more like a $4.99 all you can eat deal. I was in the mood for fast food anyway. Next time, I promise to take you to a more exclusive eatery.
